The blog is dead, I will not revive it.
I am however, still writing. Check out the shameless selfpromotion of my new blog.
Edh99problems.blogspot.com
Still about Magic, though EDH instead of normal magic.
Though, flavorwise, this blog may stay.
Perhaps I can zombify this before it is exiled from graveyard...
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010
10 worst cards in magic of all time
The worst of the worst.
Cards so bad they have become legendary. Cards that can't even be used as kitty litter because they will give your cat rashes. Cards that make One with Nothing look like Baneslayer Angel.
Here they are:
10: Spinal Parasite
No. WUBRG for a 3/3 that removes two counters off of permenants if i sac it is not how I want to spend my mana. Here's an idea: play Vampire Hexmage instead.
9: Horizen Seed.
A 5 mana squire that regenerates when I play something Spirit or Arcane. YAY. Kill me now.
8: Tombfire
No comment. It speaks for itself.
7: Great wall.
Works with 5 cards. All of them suck. Therefore, this sucks.
6: "Bands with other" lands
Bands with other is not banding fyi. "bands with other" is an extremely limited form of banding. And I don't want to be here all day explaining the 2 pages of rules that say why this sucks more then a tapeworm's vaccuum cleaner.
5: Wood Elemental.
NO. This is a bad idea. You just need to know that it essentially says "armaggeddeon yourself".
4: Pedantic Learning.
2 mana. For an extremely limited ability dying in an extremely specific way. Just say no.
3: Mudhole.
Only good against my friends Worm Harvest deck. And even then I won't board it in.
2: Sorrow's Path.
Infamously bad. The TL;DR version of the card reads "Pyroclasm yourself. Switch 2 blockers."
1: Pale Moon.
Most nonbasic lands already only produce colorless mana! There are so many other things to do with the mana wasted on casting this. Like attempt to take mana burn damage.
Close misses:
Razor Boomerang
Break Open
Nameless Race
Nine-ringed Bo
Leeches
Cards so bad they have become legendary. Cards that can't even be used as kitty litter because they will give your cat rashes. Cards that make One with Nothing look like Baneslayer Angel.
Here they are:
10: Spinal Parasite
No. WUBRG for a 3/3 that removes two counters off of permenants if i sac it is not how I want to spend my mana. Here's an idea: play Vampire Hexmage instead.
9: Horizen Seed.
A 5 mana squire that regenerates when I play something Spirit or Arcane. YAY. Kill me now.
8: Tombfire
No comment. It speaks for itself.
7: Great wall.
Works with 5 cards. All of them suck. Therefore, this sucks.
6: "Bands with other" lands
Bands with other is not banding fyi. "bands with other" is an extremely limited form of banding. And I don't want to be here all day explaining the 2 pages of rules that say why this sucks more then a tapeworm's vaccuum cleaner.
5: Wood Elemental.
NO. This is a bad idea. You just need to know that it essentially says "armaggeddeon yourself".
4: Pedantic Learning.
2 mana. For an extremely limited ability dying in an extremely specific way. Just say no.
3: Mudhole.
Only good against my friends Worm Harvest deck. And even then I won't board it in.
2: Sorrow's Path.
Infamously bad. The TL;DR version of the card reads "Pyroclasm yourself. Switch 2 blockers."
1: Pale Moon.
Most nonbasic lands already only produce colorless mana! There are so many other things to do with the mana wasted on casting this. Like attempt to take mana burn damage.
Close misses:
Razor Boomerang
Break Open
Nameless Race
Nine-ringed Bo
Leeches
Saturday, May 29, 2010
RIP
This blog is officially dead. Noone follows it, and between having to manage Shad0wclan's blog and the rest of my life, I had to let this go. sorry.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Reviews News
gonna start reviewing games, one a month. I know i'm late for january and february (hell i didn't think i would go through with it until now) so i'll announce what i'm planning on doing.
january: Guitar hero: Van Halen
Feb: Assassins Creed 2
Mar: Borderlands
Apr: Psychonauts
i'll probably to typed reviews and then go to machinima reviews when i get a good camera.
january: Guitar hero: Van Halen
Feb: Assassins Creed 2
Mar: Borderlands
Apr: Psychonauts
i'll probably to typed reviews and then go to machinima reviews when i get a good camera.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
sorry i haven't updated in a while
not that anyone really reads these. i simply have been busy and switching computers and lossing all my favorites data hasn't helped. i promise i'll try updating frequently.
also minions, spread the word of my blog! i don't have many readers (less then 5) and how can i create an army out of five readers? hm?
also minions, spread the word of my blog! i don't have many readers (less then 5) and how can i create an army out of five readers? hm?
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